So here you go monkey heads my "Man of Steel" review.... two words-Christopher Reeve! THE ONE AND ONLY SUPERMAN. This new take on The Man of Steel had NO story, NO character development, NO personality, NO heart or brains. Sure i like action and explosions like the next guy but i like my Superman to use more of his noggin' than brawn. Positives - Evil chick dude in my opinion steals the show and a polar bear appearance that crazed producer JOHN PETER always wanted in his movie (see Kevin Smith's Story) . The thing that bothered me the most was Superman's chest hairs creeping out of his collar.
3 Sardines outta 5